The wife's view on self isolating The house badly needs decorating; I have begged to get it started Every attempt to persuade my man; I have always been outsmarted. He uses every excuse about his busy life. I've heard it all before. I shout and scream to get it done. He just walks out the door. I have the paint the wallpaper and the tools. I bought it in the sales. I wanted to be sure I had everything so I even bought some nails. Then along comes coronavirus, he cannot leave our neighbourhood I finally have him now at last, our house will soon look good. Now see what he thinks She's been on my case forever but; I have managed to dodge the chore. When the pressure got much too much; I just walked out the door. When all the lockdown rules were made; No holiday that I had booked. Instead we would have to stay indoors. I knew my goose was cooked! Not giving up without a fight; told her decorating stores were shut. She had such a smile on her face; showing me what she had in the hut. Please can you get coronavirus sorted just as quickly as you can. I have only three more rooms to decorate. I'm a very fed-up man
I do hope these few lines do give you something to smile at, in these dreadful times.