The wife's view on self isolating
The house badly needs decorating; I have begged to get it started
Every attempt to persuade my man; I have always been outsmarted.
He uses every excuse about his busy life. I've heard it all before.
I shout and scream to get it done. He just walks out the door.
I have the paint the wallpaper and the tools. I bought it in the sales.
I wanted to be sure I had everything so I even bought some nails.
Then along comes coronavirus, he cannot leave our neighbourhood
I finally have him now at last, our house will soon look good.
Now see what he thinks
She's been on my case forever but; I have managed to dodge the chore.
When the pressure got much too much; I just walked out the door.
When all the lockdown rules were made; No holiday that I had booked.
Instead we would have to stay indoors. I knew my goose was cooked!
Not giving up without a fight; told her decorating stores were shut.
She had such a smile on her face; showing me what she had in the hut.
Please can you get coronavirus sorted just as quickly as you can.
I have only three more rooms to decorate. I'm a very fed-up man
I do hope these few lines do give you something to smile at, in these
dreadful times.
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